Aye, juwst to clear a few things up. My username is the Glaswegian saying "Aw am dead romantic, so a um." not that i'm actually a dead person who is still romantic...

And i'm sorry about any spelling mistakes, but i can't help that, so you's will all have to live with it.

Also sometimes in comments i will write like i talk, so sometimes i WILL write in Glaswegian, say like- "Aw nice work hen love it." and it'll be spelled the way it's meant to be in Glaswegian, so not it's not an insult or text speak. So if i do do that, you'll just have to translate it as best as you can, or, *shock horror!* you really can't read what it says, come and ask me, and i will ell you what it means in 'Proper English'

Ah so...